when you’re reading a fanfic that involves your otp and they won’t stop arguing and pissing each other off
You were addicted to her
every single day
you drank her up.
She was in
flowed through like blood.
Then you decided
to go sober.
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No wonder people look at us funny.
OMG THIS IS PERFECT
“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
- ten word poem, i. (via migeru)
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad