My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany